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It’s TIME TO BECOME A

Creed

I shalt eat fish and seafood at all times.

If I cannot find such items, or I am stuck in a landlocked state filled with beef and poultry, such as Nebraska or Iowa, I shalt resist temptation and order a salad instead.

I shalt shun false idols like imitation crabmeat, and I shalt always endeavor to spread Pescatarianism far and wide.

Spread The Gospel

FAQ

1. What do Pescatarians believe?

Generally speaking, we believe in a diet that includes fish and shellfish, but no other meat.

2. Do I have to wear any special clothing     as a       Pescatarian?

Only a lobster bib. And even then, only on certain occasions.

3. As a Pescatarian, will I ever be required   to go      on a       mission?

Yes. We ask that you go on a mission at least once a month to find great seafood, preferably right here at Legal Sea Foods.

4. Does Pescatarianism involve tithing?

We do encourage tithing, or the practice of giving away a portion of your income. Specifically, we encourage you to give it away in exchange for seafood.

Pescatarians

Noah
(probably)

“Mad Monk”
Grigor Rasputin

Queen Sofia
of Spain

TO CONGREGATE

Want to share fellowship and crab cakes with like-minded Pescatarians? Come to a Legal Sea Foods location near you.